Impishly pretty, intellectually-gifted midlife pixie woman with Pilates-trained body and tender heart seeks intensely passionate, shy, awkward neurodivergent man for soul connection and unconventional romance.
Requirements for this position include:
- elvish/boyish looks
- slim build
- Romantic soul
- whimsical spirit
- unassailable dignity
- deep concern for truth
Desired but not required:
- British citizen
- was traumatized by school
Duties & responsibilities include:
- co-regulation
- travel for pleasure
- sexual-spiritual communion
- late-night philosophical discourse
- shenanigans
- unbridled joy (will include music & singing)
This freelance position is a hybrid of remote communication and on-site intensives. Hours are eminently flexible. Tremendous opportunity for personal growth and fulfillment. Compensated with the love of a whole person.
Intrigued male persons 35 and over are encouraged to apply by dropping into my Instagram DMs.
Before accepting an offer of employment with our firm, employed candidates must disclose to their current employer.
We are no longer accepting applications from currently employed candidates.